Happily Never After

Tina Raja's average day involves a houseful of kids animals fleas leaking pipes and sundry relatives. Is this the marriage she signed up for? And anyway with an absentee husband can she be certain she's married still?

Okay so there are a couple of options: she could have an affair (but only if the blinking phone will stop ringing); she could see her therapist (but he's an absolute dingbat); she could pour her woes out on her secret blog (but her readers are lecherous brutes). Meanwhile loneliness and bad plumbing aside her best friend is mooning over a guy called Moo her ten-year-old daughter is writing a super-secret diary of her own and her sister is being a dolt as usual. There just might be one silver lining though in the form of a kissable dentist. But hello is her husband even paying enough attention to feel jealous?

Look guys this is pretty serious stuff. STOP laughing.